Recently discovered in the Valley of the Kings in Egypt, behind a secret wall in King Tut's tomb, is an ancient depiction of a T-Rocious in the form of Osiris, god of the afterlife. It has been determined that the hyroglifics are a combination of gibberish and stupid jokes, further confounding scholars.
 
  
   
    

    
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Width, in
    
18
    
20
    
22.01
    
24.02
    
25.99
    
28
   
   
    
Length, in
    
28
    
29.02
    
30
    
31.03
    
32.01
    
33
   
   
    
Sleeve length, in
    
8.9
    
9.18
    
9.45
    
9.73
    
10
    
10.4
   
  
 
 
 
  .: Retail fit  
 
 
  .: 100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)  
 
 
  .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))  
 
 
  .: Tear away label  
 
 
  .: Runs true to size